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It's a meme
AdCoin mocks the entire web ad economy by becoming the most aggressively ad-stuffed page you've scrolled. The bit is the product.
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AdCoin: the memecoin that's all ads, on purpose.
Every website buries you in annoying ads to sell you junk. We bury you in annoying ads to sell you $ADS. At least we're honest about it.
*Not financial advice. Not advice. Barely a website. Definitely an ad. Parody.
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Join 4,206,900 degens already aping into $ADS.
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What even is this?
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It's self-aware
Pop-ups, pre-roll, a "Close Ad" button that runs away, push prompts. All on purpose. Now buy the coin.
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It's a coin
There is, technically, a token. Its utility is generating more ads for itself. A perfect ouroboros of marketing.
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Adnomics
A rigorous, peer-reviewed* allocation. (*one peer, also us)
- 40% — Ads about $ADS
- 25% — Ads about the ads
- 20% — Pop-ups (liquidity, kinda)
- 10% — Banner inventory budget
- 5% — Actual coin (oops)
Roadmap
PHASE 1
Annoy
Launch the most ad-infested site in history. ✅ You're soaking in it.
PHASE 2
Go viral
Someone screenshots the runaway "Close Ad" button. We trend. We deny everything.
PHASE 3
More ads
Add ads to the roadmap. This card is now an ad. Buy $ADS.
PHASE 4
???
An ad so powerful it achieves sentience and buys itself.
Definitely real reviews ★★★★★
"I came for the meme, stayed because a pop-up trapped me."— DiamondHandz_Greg
"Most ads I've ever seen. My antivirus quit."— anon_aper
"I closed 14 modals and accidentally got rich."— moonboi_42
How to buy $ADS
- 1 Close approximately 7 pop-ups.
- 2 Get a Solana wallet. Refuse 3 newsletter signups.
- 3 Swap SOL for $ADS. Dismiss a cookie banner mid-transaction.
- 4 Hold. Become the ad. Tell your friends (this is also an ad).
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